| Color | Size | Price |
| Black | Lg | $24.30 |
"I Can Crush You Like a Bug" T-shirt...c'mon, you know it's true!
| Color | Size | Price |
| B&W | 10 | $51.20 |
Black and white mobster-looking platform heels...I wanna be gangster!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Fuchsia | 10 | $42.50 |
Dual-Strap Tinted Slip-On Mule With 6 1/2 Inch Heel
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear w/Blue | 10 | $54.50 |
Hooker-shoes w/ motion-activated lights in the platform & heel. (Batteries ARE replaceable.) I love this tacky stuff!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Pink | 10 | $54.50 |
Just when you thought I could not cram more sparkly, white-trashness into my outfit...
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear w/Red | 10 | $42.50 |
6 In Stiletto w/2 In platform & red lips On upper part. It'll look like a lesbo smooched my feet.
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black | O/S | $17.50 |
I *do* so love the slutty stuff...especially if it accentuates my cleavage! Meow, meow, bay-BEE!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black/Pink | O/S | $22.28 |
Mmmm....black and hot pink! The black says, "I'm a whore" while the pink says, "But I haven't been ALL used up yet!"
| Color | Size | Price |
| Ivory | O/S | $11.70 |
Yeah, I know...I've got to do something about my over-the-knee socks and leg-warmers and thigh-high socks and thigh-high nylons obsession...but these have BUTTONS!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Silver | 10 | $56.69 |
These just look mean and bitchy...and like they'd look hot as Hell swinging around my stripper pole!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black Pat | 10 | $39.49 |
Ass-kicking whore shoes...the only thing I can really add to that is: I misread the description at first...thought it said Open SKANK Pump...I was impressed for a minute...
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Silver | 10 | $52.50 |
These are what the Tooth Fairy would wear if she did privates...want want want!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Ivory | Med/Lg | $33.42 |
Perfect for those pool parties which clearly state you cannot be naked but forget to fill the loop-holes in really well...
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Pink | 10 | $36.89 |
I just like being super tall, makes me more intimidating...ya know? I am in dire need of new hooker shoes...I guess I've put too many miles on the ones I have now...Does getting them in soft pink count towards innocence in ANY way?!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Blue OR Black | O/S | $91.79 |
Even *I* am not sure why I want this outfit...I know it is going to be BEYOND whorish...oh, wait...now I know why I want it! Royal blue, black, Heck...even purple...but for the LOVE of GAWD, no red! I will look like the whore who ate Christmas!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Any | O/S | $10.53 |
Me and the damned over-the-knee shit! *sigh*
| Color | Size | Price |
| Water Blue | O/S | $45.57 |
Something modest, in case I have to go to a conservative event...don't you think the blue will bring out my, um, eyes?
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear | 10 | $42.50 |
Ok, I have GOT to get some of these hotter than hot take-a-gamble-on-me-I-might-be-bluffing-shoes! I did, after all, live in Vegas for 4 yrs!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black/White | O/S | $15.12 |
I'm just going to stop trying to justify the knee/leg warmers/thigh high stuff...we all know...we ALL know...
| Color | Size | Price |
| Yellow/Pink | O/S | $14.04 |
I just think this is a cute look...I'll take the chick, too! I swear, when I am tired of her I will throw her your way!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear | 10 | $46.79 |
I am, for some unknown reason (probably will later be traced back to my redneck gene) drawn to shoes with crap in the clear bottoms/heels...it took all the strength that I had not to put the ones with fish and duckies swimming/floating in the bottom on this list!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Black | 10 | $50.50 |
Again, the truth in labeling laws REQUIRE that I wear these sexy shoes! 0:) How cool is it that I can let people know what I think of myself without having to waste my time by actually speaking to them?!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Hearts | 10 | $42.50 |
More floating stuff...now, had I been able to find these with CHERRIES bobbing in them....that would have been orgasmic!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Black | 10 | $40.25 |
Hmmm...I seem to alwqays pick out a ton of things with hot chicks or hot chick cut-outs on them...if I didn't like cock so much, I would think I was a lesbian instead of just bi...gotta give props to the mud-flap girl, tho!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear/Red | 10 | $57.64 |
Gave my red platforms away, but now I miss having red as an option. These are red, but mostly clear...they're as indecisive as I am...think that's why I llike them so much!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Clear | 10 | $42.50 |
Dude! Two words for you: DISCO BALLS
Disco Balls
disco ballllsssss
| Color | Size | Price |
| Hot Pink Plaid | O/S | $91.79 |
You know, I have no idea why I want this outfit...I *swear* I wasn't drinking when I put this page together!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black | Lg | $32.40 |
There's just something funny about a chick like me, who has no gag reflex to speak of seem insulted by a dick-sucking reference...I amuse myself!
| Color | Size | Price |
| White | O/S | $70.88 |
I have an outfit really similar to this, but it is pink and has optional garters to attach the legging parts to the shorts, Dom & Misty gave it to me...I have worn it to DEATH! Apparently, I LIKE having my ass cheeks hang out a bunch!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black/Pink | O/S | $11.70 |
It's no secret how much I love black and pink together...but when you consider the fact that Cuban-heeled stockings=classy whore....COME ON!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Hot Pink/Black | O/S | $52.50 |
I know this outfit is NEVER going to cover my tits, much LESS my ass...but I want it! I want to get frustrated with my inability to lace the ribbons thru the eyelets with my acrylic nails!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Pink | O/S | $33.50 |
I have always liked the look and the texture of fishnet stuff...I am so glad that it comes in more colors now than before...you can only wear so much black, white, red and purple before it feels redundant!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Pink/Blue/Black | O/S | $62.78 |
I like this dress a lot...the fabric looks slinky, clingy and soft. I wouod groove on it in the pink, blue or black; I'm too pale for the tan (I'll look naked), too unlucky for the white (I am a fecal-magnet, p00p-heads who spill are drawn to me) and red...well, you know how I feel about red...not a good color for us 'bigger' gals!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Fuchsia | Lg | $30.38 |
Being a 5'10" caucasian with blue eyes...I know I am never going to really pull off the geisha look, but there is something so incredibly sensual about the asymmetric neckline on this dress. My OCD normally drives me away from anything that looks "unbalanced" (yes, I too see the irony given my life....), but I keep getting drawn back to this "Bubble-Gum Geisha" look...
| Color | Size | Price |
| Red | O/S | $37.97 |
LOVE anything cherry-print! My luggage is cherries, I have shoes (more than 1 pair...) with cherries on them, necklaces, earrings, bracelets, navel rings, stockings...I LOVE cherries!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Red | O/S | $37.97 |
I think this is SO adorable! I want to get all of their cherry stuff so I can mix and match like a thrifty stripper! ;)
| Color | Size | Price |
| Red Trim | O/S | $21.99 |
OMFG! Just WAY too adorable! I had better stop...this site has just got WAY too much good stuff!
| Color | Size | Price |
| White | O/S | $15.48 |
I wanna try this under my vinyl maid costume...I think it'd be HAWT!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black/Pink | Large | $47.59 |
I dunno...for some reason, the football theme made me think of Strider. *shrug*
| Color | Size | Price |
| Black | 9 | $36.89 |
These just look like bitchy Diva shoes...I can be a bitchy Diva!!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Pink/Black | Med/Lg | $24.25 |
I *doubt* there will be much sleeping going on when I wear this sexy number!
| Color | Size | Price |
| Pink | Med/Lg | $22.28 |
I love red and pink together, I don't know why...I used to loathe it! Now to find some shoes to go with this... ;)